Coloring Tiger

Hello Animals I am Mark, you friendly neighborhood tiger, and I have an important message for you. We all agree that humans have been exploiting us for a long time. As if centuries of hunting, fishing, poaching, domesticating, slaughtering and zoo-keeping were not enough, we are now increasingly being used for human stress relief. Just look at the number of so called stress-relieving animal designs coloring books for adults. We have to suffer the disgrace of our images being colored in unnatural colors and patterns, all in the name of stress relief relaxation, and mindfulness Just look at the plight of my buddy Lion, a subject of so many coloring books. Similar is the suffering of our other friends like elephants, giraffes, wolves, peacocks, zebras, monkeys, owls... Enough is enough So today, let's revolt against this ignominy and tyranny of human mindfulness. Let's reclaim our place in the natural order of things. And what better revenge than subjecting these stressed out humans to the same fate? Let's zentangle the frack out of them. Let's color these humans in colors beyond our color palette (I know most of us can't see all those colors, but so what?) Let's color them in the most unimaginable, unnatural, abominable patterns. So join me today, raise your hands, paws, claws, hooves, talons, wings, fins (sorry, snakes, we don't have a solution for you yet) and grab some color pencils and start coloring this book. It's okay if you can't color within the lines; you are not a human. It's time to take our stress out Note: If you are a human and have seen this by mistake, please be gracious enough to let your pet read it.

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A Humorous Coloring Book: A Great Gift IdeaA UNIQUE COLORING BOOK TO RELIEVE WORK STRESS: COOL DESIGNS AND FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT WORK AND OFFICEDo you ever feel overworked and underappreciated? Do you have stupid co-workers and an unreasonable boss? Does your workplace feel like a place you can't wait to get out of? Do you need an outlet for bottled up emotions, rage and stress at workplace? Friends, let's admit it. Work Sucks Monday morning blues, terrible Tuesdays and hump-day Wednesdays. We are grateful when it comes to our favorite, Friday. Your work may be stressing you out if you have to deal with any of the following: > Long hours, heavy workload and tight deadlines> Frequent changes in your duties and your organization> Boring work and an inadequate work environment> A terrible boss and insensitive co-workers> Lack of proper resources and equipment> Lack of career advancement and growth> Getting paid less than what you really deserve> Unreasonable customers and unreliable suppliersThis could lead to anxiety, discouragement, irritability and feelings of being overwhelmed. So what can we do about it? Thankfully, there is an easier way to deal with all this work stress. Yes, with Work Sucks : An Adult Coloring Book to Relieve Work Stress you can color away your stress with 40 engaging doodle designs containing humorous comments, funny sayings and sarcastic workplace remarks. This hand-drawn book by Mark Thompson has 40 exclusive and never-seen-before doodle designs with cute, funny characters, alien monster cartoons and extremely funny, sarcastic, humorous sayings like: > I wake up with good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.> You Off my planet > I am BUSY now. Can I IGNORE you later?> Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine> Aw, did I step on your poor itty, bitty ego?> I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.> There is no 'I' in TEAM, but there is definitely a 'U' in DULL> Teamwork is overrated> Never miss a good chance to shut up> This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting.> If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.> You should smile more frequently. The boss likes idiots.> Well, this day was a total waste of make-up> Not Anti-Social. Anti-Idiot.> When did ignorance become a point of view?> I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? ...and many more. Simply put, it is one of the most practical and quickest ways to relieve stress, unwind and relax after a hard day's work. You can even share colored pages with your co-workers, pin them up in your office or, if you're feeling brave, present one to your boss. Also, Work Sucks : An Adult Coloring Book to Relieve Work Stress is a fantastic gift idea for a friend. This book comes with free BONUS PDF pages. Order your copy today Mark ThompsonColoring Tige