Holly Schmidt

Why did the mom tell corny jokes? To help her kid become a groan-up. Just for Mom: jokes, quotes, and a daily reminder that we appreciate you! Every mom needs a good laugh every day, and here they are: hundreds of jokes, riddles, mom definitions, quotes, and more, all seasoned liberally with love and affection. Said No Mom Ever: "Stepping on Legos reminds me that I'm alive." Riddle Mom This: How do babies find answers to questions? They Goo-gle them. Mom Truths: Some of the toughest negotiators are less than 3 feet tall. And bonds with famous moms: "You're just like a human napkin for kids."-Tina Fey. A fantastic gift for moms of all ages, it's a celebration of the world's most important job. (And while this calendar is specially for Mom, the rest of the family will get a kick out of it, too.)? Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.

Hug a porcupine? Children quickly join in to answer the questions about what they should and should not do to have fun and be safe. The simple patterns and pictures encourage early literacy, making it a perfect book for baby showers and first libraries.

Hug a porcupine? No No No Children quickly join in to answer the questions about what they should and should not do to have fun and be safe. The simple patterns and pictures encourage early literacy, making it a perfect book for baby showers and first libraries.