Ian Billings

These are Tolly Grimpen's Tales of Grot and Horror. Come with me if you dare and delve into the pages of this collection of horrid and chilling tales from the maniacal mind of Ian Billings, illustrated by the equally mad genius of Hunt Emerson. Read about the escapades of Florence Gallop as she falls victim to the Mummy's Nail Clippings. Learn of the troubles of Doctor Jekell and the Phantom Good-Deed-Doer. Hear the frightening story of Edmund Dollop and the curse of the Bewitched Teeth. Marvel at the mind reading talent of Little Bert, the Child Phenomenon. Be captivated by the musical adventure of Cyrus Phelps and the Ghoulish Gramophone. And run in terror from the mindless menace that is Uncle Clod. Heed this warning well, dear reader: all of the tales inside are covered from start to finish in Grot and Horror. Make sure to wash your hands when you have finished reading.

Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak. He's the most extraordinary maker of GROT in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY. And, do you know who Marley Sucket is? Well, he's probably one of the worst examples of the human race - ever! But he's not the only one visiting the GROT LABORATORY. There's ORSON PLOOP - heir to the great Ploop Blaster (TM) kazoo fortune, VICTORIA SCABB - a selfish, spoilt, brat of a girl, who happens to be 259th in-line to the British throne, VIOLA MUDGUARD - millionaire ex-Wollywood movie star and SPIKE PEECEE - Techno-mad, who only communicates via his ePad. But what incredible secrets will they discover in BILLY PLONKA'S GROT LABORATORY? The tour is about to begin. Please don't wander off. Yes, you I'm talking to! Mr. Plonka would hate to lose you along the way... BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY is the 100% official unofficial parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time.

An unassuming dog kennel on top of Buckingham Palace is home to C. O. R. G. I. a pack of pint-sized pets who turn into a keen-eyed wet-nosed team of highly trained canine agents. When Prince Cedric the 29th of the Royal Household of Utter Phalia discovers his ceremonial pants are missing whilst visiting Buckingham Palace a major international incident has to be averted. But who can help It's time to unleash C. O. R. G. I.

When Maciii and J. B. become agents of of M. I.3 (and a bit), they are soon on the trail of the World's Naughtiest Schoolboy, Oleg Blowhole, and his sidekick, Snot. DOWNLOADABLE CHOCOLATE is his devious scheme to pick the pockets of everyone on the planet. But will he succeed?

Age range 6 to 9 Your sweating hands are clutching the first case of theworld's first ever pirate detective, Sam Hawkins. It's agrotty, knotty tale of diddling and confuddling mystery. Who nabbed and nicked the famous Cut GlassCutlass?