Kirjailija
Joe King
Kirjat ja teokset yhdessä paikassa: 68 kirjaa, julkaisuja vuosilta 2006–2025, suosituimpiin kuuluu The Funniest and Grossest Joke Book Ever. Vertaile teosten hintoja ja tarkista saatavuus suomalaisista kirjakaupoista.
68 kirjaa
Kirjojen julkaisuvuodet: 2006–2025.
When your soul is feeling dark, And you've lost your inner spark, Then this book might be for you, Since I've felt this feeling, too. When your heart is all but broken, And it's too hard to be open, Open this, and take a look, Here's my soul inside a book. Dark - Night - Of - My - SoulEven the most beautiful of skies has to let go of the sunshine each night to experience the darkness, but without that darkness, we cannot appreciate the moon and the stars. Every human being is no exception. Just like the sky, we all go through our dark stages, but without that darkness, we would not appreciate the light in our lives as much. To those of you who are experiencing that darkness from within you right now, I hope my book of rhyming poetry can reach out to you and relate to how you are feeling and bring some light back into your life. Remember, the most amazing of fireworks cannot be appreciated without the darkness, so don't you ever let go of your inner spar
What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
Poetry and novels by Charles Bukowski, Allen Ginsberg, Kurt Vonnegut, William S. Burroughs, and others shaped a sharp, steely grey mid-twentieth century America into which any artist in his or her right mind would be afraid to be born. Two generations later, Joe King, who has grown up in this world, populates its bleak, industrialized landscape with Human Ants, featuring bold, sardonic personas who tirelessly try to mean something in a world where they fear insignificance. Although often unapologetically contemporary where it comes to content, King
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
The Mongoose Got Loose!
Joe King; Gary Van Slyke
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2018
nidottu
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything! Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!
What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell which witch is which What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can’t fool me, I can see right through you These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
One city. Two worlds. The King of Aedaron reigns in splendor, while far below, in the streets and alleys of the underworld, a different kind of king emerges. Alys and Dax have always been caught in the middle. Once they fought for love, and their worlds tore them apart. But now as they are forced back together, they must choose whether to fight once again. But for what? And against whom? In the world of Lowside, nothing is as it seems. Even each other.
The Contrarian Diet: Lose Weight Eating Ice Cream, Pizza, & Candy
Joe King
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2015
nidottu
You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!
Ordinary life, ordinary school - extraordinary mission. Sucked into a mysterious computer game, battling to complete the levels and save young Alfie Lennox, his sister Jennifer-Mae and school gamer Joe have to use all their courage, wit and ingenuity to survive. Can they rescue Alfie? And just what is the school caretaker up to? A fast-paced tale of trust, bravery and friendship which will set your heart racing as you turn the pages to discover the secret of the game.
Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout. Where do genies go on summer vacation? To lamp camp Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool? She wanted to test the water Which cake lives in a French cathedral? The Flapjack of Notre Dame Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get a head. PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.
The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever
Joe King
Andersen Press Ltd
2012
pokkari
Halvin toimitettuna 12,90 €
Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!