"Not for the faint of fart "If New Jersey is the armpit of America then Skidmark, USA must be its butt-hole. And, as we all know, sometimes strange and dangerous things can crawl out of a butt-hole. Like the famous Heinie Wiping Summer School, for instance, which was created because everyone in Skidmore (now Skidmark) used to wear a diaper. EVERYONE. Because of that, Skidmark now has the largest landfill in the country, filled with nothing but disposable diapers. Which is where the infamous Professor Shartuzza comes in. An evil mad scientist bent on taking over the country (well, maybe not Florida), in his spare time, Shartuzza has been kidnapping toddlers and using them as subjects for the creation of the "Perfect Diaper". Why? Well, because he's rather insane, of course, and because it will ruin his nemesis, Dr. Phineas Chine of the Chiney Heinie Diaper Corporation. So, if you enjoy fart jokes, toilet humor and really bad puns, come on in, join us for a fun ride. But, please don't pee in the pool. There's too much of that in there already.