Justin Heimberg

The Would You Rather...series has become a genuine phenomenon, with books, calendars, board games, a DVD hosted by Howie Mandel, and radio shows. There's even a television show in the works. Showcasing Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg's hilariously absurd propositions, this entry is the first in the series designed specifically for young readers. Featuring new illustrations depicting deranged dilemmas and crazy choices that are sure to stretch budding imaginations, typical entries tap youngsters' penchant for the wacky and the gross. They include "Would you rather...burp the sound of a machine gun or cough the sound of bagpipes?" and "Would you rather...sleep a night on a bed covered in peanut butter or next to a humidifier full of spit? Would You Rather...? for Kids is perfect for everyone from reluctant readers to comic book fans to creative and thoughtful bookworms. Playable alone or in a group, it's ideal as well for children who like a good belly laugh or who enjoy playing games.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Would you rather be a Siamese twin connected at the soles of your feet or at the lips? These are just two of the burning questions asked in this new entry in the best-selling series. Containing more than 120 previously unseen illustrations depicting quirky quagmires and crazy quandaries, this book can be read alone or played with others as a game. The witty artwork helps readers visualize each absurdity. Laugh-out-loud funny and filled with pop references, this book is also deceptively thought-provoking.

The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather?? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather??: Love and Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather??: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny ? and deceptively thought-provoking ? questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls? Would you rather fight The Rock or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death? Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy or Jar Jar Binks? Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.

From the authors of the blockbuster hit Would You Rather?? comes another collection of over 300 absurd alternatives and deranged dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor, and twisted pop culture references, Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder questions such as: Would you rather . . . be a siamese twin connected at the lips or at the soles of your feet? Would you rather . . . have your hostage negotiator be Ozzy Osbourne or Jessica Simpson? Would you rather . . . have your cellphone ring function set on "Taser" or "Airhorn"?

From the demented minds that brought you Would You Rather?? and Would You Rather?? 2: Electric Boogaloo comes a whole new collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities. Would You Rather??: Love and Sex can be read alone or played together as a game. Laugh-out-loud funny, uniquely imaginative and deceptively thought-provoking, Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex is simultaneously the authors' most mature and immature work yet! Questions include: Would you rather . . . orgasm once every ten years or once every ten seconds? Would you rather . . . have sex in the same position every night or a different position every night (you can never repeat)? Would you rather . . . have breast implants made of Nerf or Play-Doh?

Perfect for anyone who loves movies ? The Official Movie Plot Generator is part humor book, part game, part creative tool. Simply flip the tabs to discover 27,000 hilarious movie plot combinations. Whether it's a single mom fighting crime with a wise-cracking robot or bigfoot coaching a little league baseball team, your combination is sure to become the next blockbuster.