Matt Coleman

"A divinely-entertaining comedic feast... dripping with double entendre and crowd-pleasing innuendo." Shawn Statler, onstageblog.com "Lyle especially is adept at absurdist, Texas-based comedies (consider BIG SCARY ANIMALS and BARBECUE APOCALYPSE), and he has a good-ol'-boy-time poking the bear of Baptist hypocrisy." Arnold Wayne Jones, Dallasvoice.com "To say I enjoyed the RAPTURED is an understatement. I basically laughed for two hours and I'm still chuckling the next day. We all can use a great laugh." Ann Saucer, The Column "What makes RAPTURED such phenomenal comedy is Lyle and Coleman's astonishing instincts. Their timing, lingo, imagination, blue streak and sense of absurdity are the stuff of genius." sharpcritic.com

Build a recession-proof business that offers financial freedom and flexibility... Hop on the bandwagon of success, and start your own vending machine business Has your interest in your day-job dried up? Do you aspire to start your own business that will pave the way for more time, flexibility, and financial control? Have you been looking for promising business opportunities that can open the door to a steady income? If the idea of starting a business that entails low startup costs and huge profitability intrigues you, then this is your lucky day You're about to discover a nugget of wisdom that will bring you closer to building your dream venture... Start with vending machines If you're a total newbie to the realm of business and entrepreneurship but still want to start something of your own with minimum investment, vending machines are the answer. Vending machines are everywhere... and everyone uses them... You have a HUGE market to tap into. Vending machines pull in business revenues to the tune of $23 billion in the U. S. alone... every year... And it's estimated that these figures are going to increase in leaps and bounds in the next five years What's even better is that you can enter the industry with as little as $150 Even if you've never set up a business before, you can start building one right now - you just need to know the basics and stay up-to-date with market changes. And this solid business guidebook will help you do just that. Inside, you'll discover: Fact-check: The top reasons that vending machine businesses have a promising futureA comprehensive walkthrough of how to draw up your business plan - including a sample business plan for referenceSmart tips to help beginners find a safe and profitable location for vending machinesNew or refurbished... bulk or specialty vending... Discover several vending machine options and find what's best for your businessQualities of a good supplier... and how to find one - explore the essential criteria to make the most profitable choicesHow to secure legal permits and licenses: Make sure your business gets off to a smooth startIntriguing insights into business automation - earn a steady income on autopilot And so much more Vending machines are ubiquitous, and they cater to a large audience. Everyone needs to grab a bite or quench their thirst... or even treat themselves to a toy... You have the opportunity to build a steady income from your business that can easily replace - or even surpass - your salary. Nothing beats the feeling of being your own boss... and you deserve to experience that feeling. So... What are you waiting for? Act now and take a step closer to living your dream life with a successful vending machine business.

Most people thought the Great Depression was the end of the world. To one man, it was. Amos "Black Dog" Harlow, an aging hobo and failed bluesman with no prospects, no family, and no place to call to home, wanders the hellish backdrop of Dust Bowl America with a guitar on his back and a grim past on his shoulders, following a spectral black dog only he can see down the dimly-lit backroads and blighted byways of a forsaken land. The black dog is an ill omen, and death and sorrow its only promises. But Amos must follow, drawn by the dog into the thick of supernatural danger, battling horrors and facing down evil that has crawled out of the Depression's dark underbelly with nothing but his wits, his music, and a bit of folk magic. But there is an even greater shadow on the land. A dark killer with dark purpose strides the country, cutting a swath through the innocent and leaving a trail of blood in his wake. And if the serial killer the papers call Herod has his way, the world will drown in it. Amos must battle his own demons and find Herod before the killer can finish his task-bringing Hell to earth. It's a long, dark road to redemption, and Harlow must walk it

GET D! RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Chinese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: *Cool slang *Funny insults *Explicit sex terms *Raw swear words Dirty Chinese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of China: *What's up? Zenmeyang? *Fuck it, let's party. Qu tama, zanmen chuqu feng ba. *Who farted? Shei fang de pi? *Wanna try doggy-style? Yaobu zanliar shishi gou cao shi? *Son of a bitch! Gouniangyang de! *I'm getting smashed. Wo ganjue heduo le. *I can't eat this shit! Wo chi bu xia qu!