Rich Bottles Jr

Cantankerous demon Krampus is out to ruin Christmas for everyone, but Mrs. Claus and Jolly Ole Saint Nicholas will do everything in their power to stop his diabolical plan, even if it means becoming vampires to fight the evil villain Join Alfie the Elf, Rudolpho the Reindeer Trainer, and all the other merry residents of Christmasland in this hilarious yuletide adventure that is sure to become a joyous holiday classic

Daring... Dueling... Disturbing... DamningWANTED: Bizarro writers to provide their take on "How the West was Weird." Nine outlaw writers rode into town from obscurity to pen nine tantalizing tales of horror and fantasy, and leaving once they branded their own personal marks on the weird western genre and became living legends of the American Frontier experience. Like drunken Indian scouts, the writers fervidly tracked down and captured the Western genre, tore off its fashionable veneer and ravished its exposed essence. So belly up to the bar with your favorite soiled dove and enjoy perusing these thrilling tales of Old West debauchery, danger and desire; compiled by the publisher of The Big Book of Bizarro and featuring the bizarro novella Big Trouble in Little Ass by Wol-vriey. Stories include: Demoneye by David J. Fairhead - A vengeful loner finds the courage to battle evil, but only after a few stiff drinks. The Undesirable by Jessie J. Saxon - When a series of unsolved murders occurs, a small town sheriff discovers that he can't just abandon his duty and run away from his problems. The Tailsman by Gary Lee Vincent - A ladies' man uses his unique charms to tame a wild beast and become a living legend. The Man With Too Many Names by Kelly R. Martin - The more sinners that a holy man eliminates, the more heathens he seems to attract. Just Enough Rope by Nelson W. Pyles - A bounty hunter must decide between claiming his bounty or hanging up his holster on the bed post of a bountiful beauty. The Whore in the Mirror by Kimberly Bennett- A man tracks down his missing brother, straight into the deceitful arms of a narcissistic ne'er-do-well. Succubi Sundown by Scott Emerson - An injured and delirious gunslinger finds comfort, peace and faith at a strange desert oasis. A Town Called Rupture by Rich Bottles Jr. - Twin philanthropists try to bring together a town divided by greed and hate. Big Trouble in Little Ass by Wol-vriey - A hired assassin realizes that desperate times call for desperate measures and that only the love of a beautiful woman can save him. WARNING: These adult western tales are intended for... ahem... 'mature' audiences.

"Salacious - Sacrilegious - Scatalogical - Scotomizing - Strange "The Big Book of Bizarro brings together the peculiar prose of an international cast of the most grotesquely-gonzo, genre-grinding modern writers who ever put pen to paper (or mouse to pad), including: NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD horror writers John Russo & George KosanaHUSTLER MAGAZINE erotica contributors Eva Hore, Andr e Lachapelle, & J. Troy Seate andEstablished Bizarro genre authors D. Harlan Wilson, William Pauley III, Laird Long, Richard Godwin and so many more From Alien abductions to Zombie sex, The Big Book of Bizarro contains OVER FIFTY STORIES of the most outr landish transgressive fiction that you'll ever lay your capricious and curious hands upon WARNING: This book may be one of the most controversial and dangerous books you'll ever read. The stories in The Big Book of Bizarro include: HORRORDaniel In The Lion's Den by Kai Miro Wet by Mark Gallagher The Whore of the Dartmoor by Rich Bottles Jr. The Fall by David J. Fairhead Glory Holes by Gary Lee Vincent Channel 666 by John Russo Forever Ago Sunshine by Wol-vriey Jesuto Honey-do by Nikko Lee Every Bite by Matt Smallwood Nothing Really Satisfies by Kelly R. Martin Decorations by Nelson W. Pyles Karnivali by Jesse J. Saxon Front Page by Michael A. Migliore Into The Night by Heather Lin Hades on Ice by Kimberly Bennett His Own Worst Enemy by Laird Long Writer's Block by Ryan J. McBriar Every by Charlie Kirby City of the Dead by Clare de Lune Want by Meself John SCI-FI & FANTASY Alien Apocalypse by Zmortis Saved by Thomas Fuchs Pearl by Scott Emerson Worms by George R. Galuschak In Cocoon, I am Embryo by Kenzie Mathews The Only One To Save by Derek Tabor Scotomization by D. Harlan Wilson False Idols by Sean Martin I'm Going To The Moon by Christy Leigh Stewart Diethylamide by Michael C. Thompson Their Quiet, Bookish Life by Chadwick H. Saxelid Gloriana by Angela Caperton Bleedin' Hearts by Salvatore Buttaci The Image of the Lord by Jon Judy Punch and Jesus by Anonymous Christian Jumpers by Michael Bracken Nude Sushi with a Twist by Keith Dugger Talking Heads by Nicole E. Peffer BOOM CLICK CLICK by William Pauley III Succor the Child by Mercy Loomis She Who Cleans: A Dung Sticker's Shitty Tale by A. D. Spencer Tiffany's It's Get Even Time by George Kosana Cotton Mouth by Christopher Danaher InBox by Brennon ThompSon Losing Control by R. Scott Steele EROTICA One Hell of a Band by J. T. Seate Lester's Ominous Gift by Eva Hore The Gathering by Madeleine Swann Womb With a View by Reina Sobin Love Bites by Andr e Lachapelle Pomegranate Moth by Richard Godwin Sonata for Insects and Violins by Peter Baltensperger Frosty by Alice Jacobs Fun House by Kimber Vale Butterfly Kisses by Duncan Meece Sexual Madness by Rose de Fer Terra Cupidus by Robin Tiergarten